The Unapologetic Life Of Howard Stern


Some claim that Howard Stern was chased out of terrestrial radio by the fists and screams of moralists. Others say that he left by his own steam, settling in at a quieter and better-paying gig on satellite radio, where the moralists could find no, even slightly absurd, argument to ban him.

From whichever perspective you see him through his eighties metal-hair, which for some creepy reason he looks good with the metal-kid curly locks in 2017, you have to agree he has never apologized for anything he’s said or done. Here are some of the most outrageous things said and done by Howard Stern.


The Future King of All Media


Had anyone else said some of the things coming from Howard Stern’s mouth, he or she would be on their knees begging for forgiveness while making an appointment with a therapist.


An Early Start


Howard Stern had been practicing for a career as some kind of star since he first slid dirty magazines between his mattress. From practicing as a DJ at age 13 in his family basement to singing in a band, Howard appeared to have a forgone conclusion about himself. He would be a star. Just what kind, he wasn’t sure?